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They Stole His Balloons!!!

The jaded, Gibbons-hating liberal media has stolen Jim Gibbons’ balloons!

After mercilessly hounding his chief of staff about her possible violation of the Hatch Act, merely for organizing a fund-raiser for her boss, Robin Reedy has canceled the party. (RGJ)

It boggles the mind how this simple act of generosity by Ms. Reedy could possibly be considered illegal.

Just [...]

Car Bombings ARE Funny if Democrats Blow Up

Now that I’m an official Nevada Republican*, unlike backstabbers like Chuck Muth, I’ve had a complete change of perspective about all sorts of things, including humor.

Take the illustration to the right.

it is totally tasteless and not a bit funny. Depicting the senseless car bombing of a serious candidate for the United States Senate is just beyond [...]

Las Vegas Ain’t No Place for Wimpy Prussian Ethics Perfessers

Well, that certainly cleared a lot of things up! The Review-Journal, which was oddly worried in the hardcopy edition about "civility" in political discourse today–a position that so obviously contradicts the editorial policies of the paper that one could only spew one's morning coffee upon reading it–tells us that the real reason for supporting [...]

Jaded, Corrupt, and Partisan? Apply for the Ethics Commission!

The Nevada Commission on Ethics is looking for a new member, and you can apply over at the Nevada Legislature Site. Preference is given to lawyers and ex-public officials–the latter is a bit of a perversion, but welcome to Nevada Ethics!

Also, the commission is packed with Republicans already (Thank you, Guv’ner!) so you can’t be a [...]

Ethics Schmethics Commission

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So-called Nevada Governor Jim Gibbons appointed Vucanovich-spawn to the State Ethics Commission Tuesday, prompting some folks to ponder, what the heck is Vucanovich-spawn anyway?

Actually it prompted folks to wonder how an appointee who was too closely tied to Republican politics to get the job last year, is suddenly acceptable this year.

Oh wait. Now I remember. Everything changed since 1-1-07, when Gibbers got the jitters.

Gibbons has appointed Patty Cafferata to head the State Ethics Commission, who, we learn

had been one of the finalists when [present EC boss Patrick] Hearn was named director
last year. At the time, some commissioners had expressed concern about
hiring a director who had been so closely associated with the
Republican Party and partisan politics. (RGJ)

Cafferata is the daughter of longtime Gibbons’ Country Congresscritter and arch-Republicanista Barbara Vucanovich. Cafferata ran for Vucanovich’s seat when she left it in 1996 along with a tawdry crowd of incompetent wannabes:

Republicans seeking Vucanovich’s job include her daughter,
Lander County District Attorney Patty Cafferata; state Treasurer
Bob Seale, and former state Assemblyman Jim Gibbons. (Sun)

Holy crap. What a choice.

And catch the issue she ran on:

Asked why she described herself as the most conservative
candidate, Cafferata said, "The tax issue." During her stint in
the Assembly representing Reno, she said she did not vote for any
taxes.

In contrast, she said Gibbons, in his first two terms, voted for a
tax increase "every time it came up." And she said Seale bills
himself as a moderate.

She said the federal spending and taxing is "killing off the
American dream. Young couples find it more and more difficult to
start a business, thanks to the morass of rules and regulations
and, yes, taxes … ever-increasing taxes.

"We need an overhaul of the tax laws (and) seek to make the
system family friendly."

Oh, wait, just a little further:


Cafferata, Nevada’s National Republican Committeewoman, served
one term in the Assembly, was state treasurer from 1982 to 1986
and was the Republican nominee for governor in 1986, losing to
Democrat Richard Bryan.

Wow. A nice non-partisan choice, ain’t she? But, do you think Gibbons felt kinda bad for stealing all her issues later on, like:

She said that although the federal government has spent billions
over the past decade on its war on drugs,
the program isn’t working.

"We must declare Nevada a drug-free zone and crack down on those
who sell drugs to our children," she said in her prepared
speech. "The federal government must return drug enforcement to
the states instead of wasting money in Washington."(Sun)

And after a decade of Gibbons in congress, it’s still not working! Good thing for Gibbers, though, cuz then he can run on it again. And again. And again…

Guess who was running on the Democratic side? A former hooker among others.

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State Senate Could Use a Case of the Blues

Ralston makes the case for turning the State Senate blue today as he trots out his semi-annual harangue about Nevada’s screwed up campaign reporting. We learn that the Governor has a "secret money machine" sucking up cash from pharmaceutical companies and whoever is dumping funds into the Gube’s legal defense slush fund.

Last week [Gibbons] raised money [...]

Business Entity Reporting Bill Passes Nevada Senate

Although Dina Titus’ bill SB144, which would have required Limited Liability Corporations to say which fat cat is hiding behind which corporate front, died earlier in the session, AB80 has passed the Assembly and, just this afternoon, the Senate. Somebody, and I suspect they have a funny accent, slipped the phrase "business entity" into almost every [...]

Looniness Grips Legislature

While Nevada Governor Jim Gibbons hides in that no-tax corner he’s painted himself into lest he show himself, open his mouth, and create another scandal, the Legislature goes goofball.

Senator Townsend imploded his own legislation supporting "green building" as the only way he could think of to deal with the budget shortfall. Hmm. I guess the Senator [...]

Broken Promise

Just about everybody promised reform of Nevada’s stupid campaign contribution laws. Gibbons was promising reform back in 1997, a good ten year track record of nothing, and just to add insult to injury, he restated that false promise recently Secretary of State Ross Miller reiterated his campaign promise recently when he chickened out of confronting Gibbons [...]

Ethics Can Be Taught, Unless You’re a Complete Idiot

As Carlos Mencia might say: "Re-TARD-ed!!"

That’s  what a Ralston Enterprises, LLC, Flushpoint was the other day. Ralston was giggling over a report in the Nevada Appeal about Assembly Bill 142. Among other provisions, the bill will require that Nevada lawmakers and lobbyists undergo ethics training.

Ralston goes apoplectic and pukes up the canard "ethics can’t be [...]