What Gibbers' handler had the bright idea of letting the Gube out of his cage, today?
I mean, come on guys. You know what happens when he has a press conference. Either he bumbles through it murmuring in a monotone about some item totally irrelevant or useful to the daily life of the average Nevadan, or, if a reporter actually asks him a question, he goes into "you won't have Dick Nixon to kick around any more" mode and sulks out.
Gibbers was channeling Milhous again today as the story of the 867 text messages to his officially-denied honey bunch forced him out from under his rock.
O, the horror. We witness the Gube dodging questions, becoming combative when caught out with some gal pals, and finally resorting to the ludicrous claim that Ms. Karrasch is some kind of expert adviser on "taxation" and "personal management." (Sun,RGJ)
Yeah, and Monica Lewinsky was just some kind of fancy humidor?
Oh, and we learn that Gibbons is some kind of vampire, able to survive on a mere few hours of sleep per night.
Frankly, sleep deprivation would explain a lot, but it's a lie. Remember the caffeine-jitters induced by an energy drink Midnight Jim needed to keep awake during the midnight swearing in? Where were his amazing powers of wakefulness back then?
So, here's my advice. The Governor should get some sleep and stop staying up late listening to the voices in his head. And Kickheifer and the gang should lock him in the Gube manse and never, ever let him out in public again.
Everybody else? Make it a full time job to get rid of him ASAP ;P
[UPDATE: Oooooops. The RGJ claims to have copies of Gibbons' cell phone records on site, but the link goes nowhere. (RGJ)]
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